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Pierce Boshelly is an American painter and sculptor (1961–present).\n\n He also is a composer of solo piano music and piano trios.
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{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Fanfare for the Volunteer","displaytitle":"Fanfare for the Volunteer","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5433764","titles":{"canonical":"Fanfare_for_the_Volunteer","normalized":"Fanfare for the Volunteer","display":"Fanfare for the Volunteer"},"pageid":5473382,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/SKFanfairVolunteer.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/SKFanfairVolunteer.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1258650351","tid":"490f4887-a785-11ef-88a5-0978b4ad172a","timestamp":"2024-11-20T21:20:37Z","description":"1999 studio album by Mark O'Connor","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfare_for_the_Volunteer","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfare_for_the_Volunteer?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfare_for_the_Volunteer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fanfare_for_the_Volunteer"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfare_for_the_Volunteer","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Fanfare_for_the_Volunteer","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfare_for_the_Volunteer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fanfare_for_the_Volunteer"}},"extract":"Fanfare for the Volunteer is an album of three pieces for violin and orchestra by composer and violinist Mark O'Connor with the London Philharmonic Orchestra under the direction of Steven Mercurio. Originally conceived as O'Connor's second \"fiddle concerto\", the three movements became separate pieces during the course of composition. Like his other classical works, the three pieces on the album: \"Call of the Mockingbird\", \"Trail of Tears\" and \"Fanfare for the Volunteer\" use styles and motifs from American folk music and the traditional Anglo-American fiddling techniques on which O'Connor was weaned.","extract_html":"
Fanfare for the Volunteer is an album of three pieces for violin and orchestra by composer and violinist Mark O'Connor with the London Philharmonic Orchestra under the direction of Steven Mercurio. Originally conceived as O'Connor's second \"fiddle concerto\", the three movements became separate pieces during the course of composition. Like his other classical works, the three pieces on the album: \"Call of the Mockingbird\", \"Trail of Tears\" and \"Fanfare for the Volunteer\" use styles and motifs from American folk music and the traditional Anglo-American fiddling techniques on which O'Connor was weaned.
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{"fact":"Polydactyl cats (a cat with 1-2 extra toes on their paws) have this as a result of a genetic mutation. These cats are also referred to as 'Hemingway cats' because writer Ernest Hemingway reportedly owned dozens of them at his home in Key West, Florida.","length":252}